From Gene Weingarten’s high school graduation speech:
My point is that the basic, all-purpose high school graduation speech is a lie. It’s a lie, because they don’t want to tell you the truth, which is that you are embarking on a bold, new journey to explore such things as whether it is physically possible to jam into a dormitory elevator the entire contents of the faculty lounge, including the sectional sofa.
I will comment much more on my upcoming college experience soon.
(hat tip: Newmark’s Door)