The Bold, New Journey of College

From Gene Weingarten’s high school graduation speech:

My point is that the basic, all-purpose high school graduation speech is a lie. It’s a lie, because they don’t want to tell you the truth, which is that you are embarking on a bold, new journey to explore such things as whether it is physically possible to jam into a dormitory elevator the entire contents of the faculty lounge, including the sectional sofa.

I will comment much more on my upcoming college experience soon.

(hat tip: Newmark’s Door)

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