“Part of me doesn’t even want to go to dinner tonight, so then I’ll be 7 fucking euros up on you.” – My traveling companion in Spain and Portugal. We are keeping track of the money we’re spending. Frugality is in.
“You are absolutely insane. You are totally insane.” – My traveling companion after I said I would charge him for drinking half my water bottle. Yes, I’m insane. I need water. What can I say?