The craziest sentences uttered at the Vancouver Olympics came from Norwegian silver medalist Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset describing his performance in the men's 4×10 cross-country relay:
"My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I fucked up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I fucked up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man."
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In other news that made me laugh:
- One San Franciscan is selling his prestigious law school diploma on Craigslist. Be sure to pay attention to his disclaimer.
- Here is a flowchart to determine which religion you should follow.
- How should we think about fat people on airplanes? This is a serious issue.
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