Overheard in the college dorm:
Male floormate: "What’s up Ben."
Me: "What’s up big man."
Floormate: "I’m about to blow my whistle."
Floormate: "My rape whistle." (We were all given rape whistles during orientation.)
Floormate: "I’m about to start my math homework." (I.e.: Math is going to rape me.)
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What the hell is a rape whistle? Is a girl supposed to blow this when she is being violated or something?
(Not to say guys can’t get raped… buy you know what I mean.)
I think the failed(?) delivery of the joke just make it even funnier…
I didn’t think you could get away with a joke like that on college campuses anymore. Glad to find out differently…
“I didn’t think you could get away with a joke like that on college campuses anymore. Glad to find out differently…”
All male conversation? I suppose the joke flies.
I should like to see how this would work in a mixed dorm… 🙂
This reminds me of a much better delivery from my days at Cornell. We were playing Georgetown in our homecoming football game and were saving in a rare lead of something like 53-7 when a freshman stood up in the middle of the crowd and yelled, “everybody get out your rape whistle, because Georgetown is getting raped.” A solid round of whistling ensued.
They still pass out rape whistles?