Quote of the Day from College

Overheard in the college dorm:

Male floormate: "What’s up Ben."

Me: "What’s up big man."

Floormate: "I’m about to blow my whistle."

Me: "Huh?"

Floormate: "My rape whistle." (We were all given rape whistles during orientation.)

Me: "Huh?"

Floormate: "I’m about to start my math homework." (I.e.: Math is going to rape me.)

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