Does Your 2006 Rival This One?

I betcha not. Knock on wood:

• I turn 18 years old.
  • Yes! Get to vote
  • Shit! Register for draft
• I graduate from high school.
• I enroll in a college.
• I travel in a sleeping bag in youth hostels around the world.
• Company positions itself as leading provider of on-demand, inexpensive software programs for small local governments across the country.
• My book is published.

Excuse me, Buddha, for not living in the moment right now. This next year is going to be one hell of a roller coaster.