Quote of the Day from College

Overheard in the college dorm:

Male floormate: "What’s up Ben."

Me: "What’s up big man."

Floormate: "I’m about to blow my whistle."

Me: "Huh?"

Floormate: "My rape whistle." (We were all given rape whistles during orientation.)

Me: "Huh?"

Floormate: "I’m about to start my math homework." (I.e.: Math is going to rape me.)

7 comments on “Quote of the Day from College
  • What the hell is a rape whistle? Is a girl supposed to blow this when she is being violated or something?

    (Not to say guys can’t get raped… buy you know what I mean.)

  • @ Jackie:

    “I didn’t think you could get away with a joke like that on college campuses anymore. Glad to find out differently…”

    All male conversation? I suppose the joke flies.

    I should like to see how this would work in a mixed dorm… 🙂

  • This reminds me of a much better delivery from my days at Cornell. We were playing Georgetown in our homecoming football game and were saving in a rare lead of something like 53-7 when a freshman stood up in the middle of the crowd and yelled, “everybody get out your rape whistle, because Georgetown is getting raped.” A solid round of whistling ensued.


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