Elaine from Seinfeld on circumcision:
Elaine: Have you ever seen one?
Jerry: You mean that wasn’t -
Jerry: No.. you?
Jerry: What’d you think?
Elaine: (SHAKES HER HEAD) No…
Jerry: Not good?
Elaine: No, had no face, no personality, very dull. It was like a Martian. But hey, that’s me.
(hat tip: Andrew Sullivan)