Jared Polis for Congress

Jared Polis, an extremely successful technology entrepreneur, is running for Congress in Colorado’s second congressional district.

When I lived in Boulder during Q1, I met with Jared twice, each time for more than two hours. I came away inspired and impressed. Besides being a really nice guy, he’s also very thoughtful and driven, and sports a range of public and private sector experiences.

If you live in Jared’s district in Colorado, I hope you can support him in the next election. If you don’t live in CO, consider supporting his campaign in other ways.

It’s easy to be cynical about D.C. politics. Knowing that people like Jared might have the opportunity to change things makes me hopeful…

Word Inflation: Good. Greater. Greatest. Totally great.

Word inflation. That’s a phrase David Foster Wallace uses in Infinite Jest. I’m now 100 pages into the beast and came across two excellent passages. I’ve learned that even if I can’t grasp the novel at a macro level, I can still revel in the micro.

Here’s a passage about Jim Struck after an exhausting day of tennis:

"My bones are ringing the way sometimes people say their ears are ringing, I’m so tired."

"I’m waiting til the last possible second to even breathe. I’m not expanding the cage till driven by necessity of air."

"So tired it’s out of tired‘s word-range," Pemulis says. "Tired just doesn’t do it."

"Exhausted, shot, depleted," says Jim Struck, grinding at his closed eye with the heel of his hand. "Cashed. Totalled."

"Look." Pemulis pointing at Struck. "It’s trying to think."

"A moving thing to see."

"Beat. Worn the heck out."

"Worn the fuck-all out is more like."

"Wrung dry. Whacked. Tuckered out. More dead than alive."

"None even come close, the words."

"Word-inflation," Stice says, rubbing at his crewcut so his forehead wrinkles and clears. "Bigger and better. Good greater greatest totally great. Hyperbolic and hyperbolicker. Like grade inflation."


And here’s Wallace describing, in passing, the sensation of seeing somebody’s feet under public bathroom stall doors:

Something humble, placid even, about inert feet under stall doors. The defecatory posture is an accepting posture, it occurs to him. Head down, elbows on knees, the fingers laced together between the knees. Some hunched timeless millennial type of waiting, almost religious. Luther’s shoes on the floor beneath the chamber pot, placid, possibly made of wood, Luther’s 16th century shoes, awaiting epiphany. The mute quiescent suffering of generations of salesmen in the stalls of train-station johns, heads down, fingers laced, shined shoes inert, awaiting the acid gush. Women’s slippers, centurions’ dusty sandals, dock-workers’ hobnailed boots, Popes’ slippers. All waiting, pointing straight ahead, slightly tapping.


Here are other wisdom nuggets or cool phrases I’ve come across in my 100 pages:

  • "There is something vaguely digestive about the room’s odor."
  • "Like a stick of butter being hit with a mallet."
  • "He didn’t reject the idea so much as not react to it and watch as it floated away."
  • "Mario, you and I are mysterious to each other. We countenance each other from either side of some unbridgeable difference on this issue. Let’s lie very quietly and ponder this."
  • "Hal likes to get high in secret, but a bigger secret is that he’s as attached to the secrecy as he is to getting high."
  • "Mario’s thinking-hard expression resembles what for another person would be the sort of comically distorted face made to amuse an infant."
  • "Schitt then falls into the sort of silence of someone who’s enjoying mentally rewinding and replaying what he just came up with."

There is No Standard for Hand-Drying in Public Bathrooms

Why isn’t there a standard hand-drying method in public bathrooms? Granted, proprietors need to balance efficiency with environment (I’m guessing paper towels are the most efficient but least environmentally friendly), but still. The variety of dispensers among those bathrooms which strive only for efficiency is surprising. Have we not figured out the most optimal solution?!

Fortunately, one entrepreneur is on the case. BusinessWeek has a story about James Dyson’s quest to bring the world a high-tech air squeegee that can dry your hands in all of 12 seconds.

Marvelous.

The Most Powerful Man in Sports

GQ has an interesting article about "the most powerful man in sports," William Wesley. He’s the guy nobody has heard of, yet he wields enormous influence. He’s not an agent, not a player, not a rapper, not a shoe company exec. He’s just Wes. And all roads in the NBA lead to him.

The story of the no-name mover and shaker is intriguing in any industry. The problem, of course, is getting access to the influencer since a good deal of his power stems from his mystique. In this case, Wes refused to talk to the journalist. Excerpt:

Chicago Sun-Times writer Lacy Banks recalls his confusion upon meeting Wes twenty years ago: "I thought he worked for the Secret Service or the FBI or the CIA. Then I thought he was a pimp, providing players with chicks, or a loan shark or a bodyguard or a vice commissioner to the league."

American Class Divisions Through MySpace and Facebook

Danah Boyd has an interesting essay up about viewing American class divisions through the utilization of MySpace and Facebook. Her point is that teens are flocking to MySpace and Facebook, but they’re not the same teens. The more well-off are using Facebook, the less well-off are using MySpace. She posits a few reasons, among them the fact that Facebook started off as ".edu’ college students only, which meant it served that exclusive demographic (and then later, high school students who knew college students). Personal experience and observation backs this point 100%.

Boyd also says that in the military the officers are on Facebook, soldiers on MySpace. Is this true?

Fascinating how class divisions seem to make their way onto the internet….

(hat tip: Stan James)