I was recently invited to join this ultra-selective organization. So selective, it’s even called Selective Service System. Check out this cool invitation I got in the mail. The only thing is, they say they’ll fine me hundreds of thousands of dollars and throw me in jail for up to 5 years if I don’t fill it out. Hmm, not much choice here.
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