I've Been Invited to a Really Cool, Selective Organization

I was recently invited to join this ultra-selective organization. So selective, it’s even called Selective Service System. Check out this cool invitation I got in the mail. The only thing is, they say they’ll fine me hundreds of thousands of dollars and throw me in jail for up to 5 years if I don’t fill it out. Hmm, not much choice here.

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4 Responses to I've Been Invited to a Really Cool, Selective Organization

  1. Zoli Erdos says:

    Now I’m so envious again.. trying to follow you to this elite group, but they won’t let me in :-)

  2. Jack Yan says:

    Ben, the official site doesn’t tell me much that’s not couched in governmentese. Is this what you Americans talk about when you refer to a ‘backdoor draft’?

  3. Kenny Sanders says:

    I had to fill one of these out in order to get Federal financial aid.

  4. Andrew Samuels says:

    Oh goodie! I just filled out mine the other week as well. Nice to see some other 18 year olds filling out this exclusive form. Welcome to the club! :D

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