From October 2005 Harpers Magazine:
From the "Sample book review documentation form" supplied by the Fairfax, Virginia activist group Parents Against Bad Books in Schools, for use by parents when registering a complaint in a school library:
1. Does the book contain any sexual content? Indicate level of vividness, using the following as a gen’l guide:
Basic – large breasts
Graphic – large, voluptuous, bouncing breasts
Very graphic – larage, voluptuous, bouncing breats with hard nipples
Extremely graphic – larage, voluptuous, bouncing breats with hard nipples convered with glistening sweat and bite marks
2. Does the book contain any violent content? Indicate level of vividness:
Basic – cut off his head
Graphic – cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor
Very graphic – cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall, and head bounced on the floor
Extremely graphic – cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall, and head bounced on the floor, and his brains slowly oozed out onto the carpet in a purple gray mass
Now Ben, did you make this up?
Sounds like a good how-to manual on how to write a best-seller!