My family is at the Jersey Shore now and the day we arrive at my Aunt’s beach house the police arrest a man a few blocks down connected to the anthrax scare. They’ve found a cell of anthrax. But he wasn’t arrested for the anthrax, he was arrested for beating his wife. Holy catfish.
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